Celebrating the unmatched brilliance of Mike Cannon-Brookes' next hire, Jeff.
JIRA = Jeff Is Really Awesome!
Welcome to Mike's Next Best Hire - a site that exists solely to show JIRA creator Mike Cannon-Brookes that Jeff is not only the employee he deserves but the one the world needs. Let's not waste time. Mike, your next 'unicorn' just showed up rocking jorts, sandals, and a bum-bag, ready to innovate like it's '99.
Hire Jeff while he's still grounded, and before he starts wearing sunglasses indoors.
Hire Jeff, while he's still pretending to be humble.